faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

(via pizza)


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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)


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sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)


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iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

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fallingfood:

Falling Fries
teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/


tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

(via pizza)


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number1cuntdiva:

vixonette:

vipeur:

andim-a-lionheart:

paleladise:

This is so breathtaking idk why

This is the best part of being comfortable in a relationshipYou can just lay there butt naked n be completely relaxed n not worried what they’re thinking about your body.

this gif is so relaxing

yeah i want that soo bad 

this is so important


mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

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